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    The Man and the Monkeys: A Wall Street Fable

    Once upon a time in a village a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

    The villagers knew that there were many monkeys in their forest. They left their farms on the plains and went into the forest to catch them. The man bought thousands at $10.

    As the supply of monkeys started to diminish the villagers stopped looking. Finding and catching monkeys was soon no longer worth the effort for $10. They started to return to their farms to plant the spring crop.

    The man then announced that he would buy monkeys for $20 each. This new higher price renewed the effort of the villagers and they headed back into the forest to find and catch monkeys again to sell.

    When the monkey supply diminished even further that summer and the people started to return to their farms, worried they had not made enough money selling monkeys to buy all the food they needed but had not planted any crops yet either, the man raised the price he'd pay for monkeys to $25 each. The hunt was on again.

    Soon the supply of monkeys became so small that a villager didn't see a monkey in a day of hunting let alone catch one. Even at $25 each the effort was not profitable so the villagers finally headed back to their farms that fall. After nine month's absence from their farms they knew the time had passed to produce enough food for the coming winter, but at least now they had enough money from selling monkeys to buy food to eat.

    But the man wasn't finished. He announced that he would buy monkeys for $50 each! The villagers became very excited. He also explained that he had to go to the city on business and that his assistant was to stay behind to buy monkeys on his behalf.

    As soon as the man left the assistant told the villagers, "So you think you have made a lot of money selling monkeys, don't you? But do you want to really get rich?"

    "Yes, yes!" said the villagers.

    The man's assistant went on. "I have a gigantic, enormous cage filled with monkeys. I will sell them to you for only $35 each and when the man returns from the city you can sell them to him for $50 each and make a fat profit. You don't even have to work to find monkeys at all. Then you can not only buy all the food you need for this winter you call all buy flat panel TVs, too."

    The villagers were thrilled. They collected all of their savings together and bought all the monkeys in the assistant's cage then awaited the man's return.

    They never saw the man nor his assistant again. All the monkeys that were once in the woods were now in the village. All of the villager's savings were gone. That winter, half the villagers starved.

    Moral: Substitute housing for monkeys, lenders for the man, and mortgage brokers for the man's assistant and you get the analogy. As the winter of the US economy arrives, you still have the house you had before the price was bid up. Now that prices are falling back down, who has your savings?

    But don't worry. The government won't let you starve. To ensure re-election it will inflate to save the banks in the process by inflation redistribute wealth from savers to debtors, and debtors to creditors.

    Now you know how Wall Street works the asset bubble racket.

    (Original by Anonymous, improvements by metalman.)
    Last edited by FRED; April 15, 2008, 01:33 PM.

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    Re: The Man and the Monkeys: A Wall Street Fable

    Snagged from Jeff Saut's piece last week. nice.
    It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!

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    • #3
      Re: The Man and the Monkeys: A Wall Street Fable

      Originally posted by Uncle Jack View Post
      Snagged from Jeff Saut's piece last week. nice.
      Metalman! Is that so? Ok, then let's credit and link it, shall we?
      Ed.

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        Re: The Man and the Monkeys: A Wall Street Fable

        Originally posted by FRED View Post
        Metalman! Is that so? Ok, then let's credit and link it, shall we?
        who the hell is jeff saut? just looked at his site. he has a crude version of the same story, alright.... "author unknown" he must have got it in a list of jokes that went out to a million. i got it from a pal... author unknown so i made it better. anyone got a problem with that?

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        • #5
          Re: The Man and the Monkeys: A Wall Street Fable

          Originally posted by metalman View Post
          who the hell is jeff saut? just looked at his site. he has a crude version of the same story, alright.... "author unknown" he must have got it in a list of jokes that went out to a million. i got it from a pal... author unknown so i made it better. anyone got a problem with that?
          Will add a credit to read "Original by Anonymous, improvements by metalman."
          Ed.

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          • #6
            Re: The Man and the Monkeys: A Wall Street Fable

            I had come across this one at least a couple of years ago -- was making the e-mail rounds

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            • #7
              Re: The Man and the Monkeys: A Wall Street Fable

              Being a writer myself, I appreciate accurate authorship acknowledgment as well as Metalman's editing. Now let's see someone compose a Federal Bailout parody. I'm thinking rhino somewhere in the tale.

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              • #8
                Re: The Man and the Monkeys: A Wall Street Fable

                Yeah and another thing Metalman.

                The management here gave you your own forum to post pithy commentary. I notice you've been a real slacker lately and don't post anything. No free ride pal. You better gird yourself up and start using this bully pulpit! And that goes for Bart and Finster and Aaron too! At least Sapiens keeps doing a proper day's work around here. The rest of you guys are maybe getting lazy? Resting on your laurels? Yeesh. :rolleyes:

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                • #9
                  Re: The Man and the Monkeys: A Wall Street Fable

                  Originally posted by Lukester View Post
                  Yeah and another thing Metalman.

                  The management here gave you your own forum to post pithy commentary. I notice you've been a real slacker lately and don't post anything. No free ride pal. You better gird yourself up and start using this bully pulpit! And that goes for Bart and Finster and Aaron too! At least Sapiens keeps doing a proper day's work around here. The rest of you guys are maybe getting lazy? Resting on your laurels? Yeesh. :rolleyes:
                  tell ya what, pal. i'm not much of a writer. you, on the other hand, are a maniac. how about i turn my forum over to you? you game? everyone for it?

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                  • #10
                    Re: The Man and the Monkeys: A Wall Street Fable

                    No way Jose. Too much work!

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                    • #11
                      Re: The Man and the Monkeys: A Wall Street Fable

                      Originally posted by Lukester View Post
                      Yeah and another thing Metalman.

                      The management here gave you your own forum to post pithy commentary. I notice you've been a real slacker lately and don't post anything. No free ride pal. You better gird yourself up and start using this bully pulpit! And that goes for Bart and Finster and Aaron too! At least Sapiens keeps doing a proper day's work around here. The rest of you guys are maybe getting lazy? Resting on your laurels? Yeesh. :rolleyes:
                      For the record, I have been hard at "it" setting up the launch of a new book and in the current financial climate, it takes much more effort to find funding. So while I have indeed been off site, I am not slacking.

                      But I have to say that the Shadow Fed comm has been silent lately.

                      On another front, it has seemed to me not the best time to make any comment as the "scene" in front of us is moving so fast. any comment is history before the day is out.

                      If we are to do anything at all, perhaps it would be a good idea to start to debate what needs to be done to the overall system called Wall Street to make it work for the future. I believe I have tried to get that debate going in the past, but no one has so far risen to take the bait.

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                      • #12
                        Re: The Man and the Monkeys: A Wall Street Fable

                        In terms of being able to refinance out of one's mortgage problems, isn't it more just a game of musical chairs?

                        And former Federal Reserve Chairman Greenspan, who is smart enough to have a historical knowledge of ARM-like products in the 1920s, mortgages designed to fail, knew exactly what he was getting us into.

                        So much for the Randians. Too cold-blooded for my taste, anyway.

                        And I'd like to think that Aldous Huxley would agree.

                        As Marvin Gaye wrote and sang: "I did what I could/No one understood/Take me away."

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                        • #13
                          Re: The Man and the Monkeys: A Wall Street Fable

                          Metalman,

                          Catherine is linking to your story from her blog!

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                          • #14
                            Re: The Man and the Monkeys: A Wall Street Fable

                            Kudos to Metalman. That was indeed a fine piece.

                            Originally posted by Rajiv View Post
                            Metalman, Catherine is linking to your story from her blog!

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                            • #15
                              A better view of the current situation

                              a man's sentence to die.

                              He tells the King, known to love his horses greatly, that he can teach horses to talk.

                              the King orders the criminal transferred and chained in the stables, where he tries daily to teach the horses to sing.

                              When one day the other criminals laugh at him, he tells them

                              Originally posted by Hopeless
                              I'm alive
                              I may die a peaceful natural death, instead of a violent painful one
                              The horses may die, and I'll be executed, but I'll have lived much longer than I should have

                              And who knows, the horses may learn to speak and the King will reward me richly.
                              His name? I don't know, but he might have had a salt & pepper beard & might have taught at Princeton (or at least driven through, like Dr. Johnny Fever)

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