Originally posted by don
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Just today Mrs. GRG55 dropped by the local branch of the bank to deposit a cheque (remember those?). TNL@TB (Garth Turner's "the nice lady at the bank) points at her all knowing computer screen and announces: "Did you know you've been pre-approved for an unsecured personal line of credit?". The rest of the conversation apparently went something like this:
Yes, I got a letter in the mail but I threw it away because it asked for the name of my employer, and I am not employed.
Oh, well I see you have a business account with us. You can write in "self-employed".
Yes, I am an owner but not an employee of that business and therefore cannot claim to have a regular income.
Oh. Well let me check with our credit manager. I am sure if you have a business account you should still qualify.
blah, blah, blah.
Apparently, no amount of protesting about the lack of necessity or desire for such credit was going to deter TNL@TB from seeing it through.
I only found out because this evening I got home before Mrs. G and picked up a voice mail from TNL@TB informing her that all the forms were filled out and ready, just requiring her to pop by tomorrow for a signature. And, by the way, a "no monthly fee" pre-approved overdraft on our chequeing account has also kindly been arranged (without our asking) as well. Seems the only thing missing is a HELOC to fund an extended South Sea cruise. I think the banks refer to all of these things as "relationship products"

By way of explanation when she was confronted on her arrival home to the bunker, Mrs. G says they told her she is such a good customer they would loooove to lend her money. Yikes!!





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