Is this the beginning of a new bull market? A rally kickoff? A dead cat bounce?

1) This is the beginning of a new bull market. Be fully invested in stocks.

2) This is the kickoff of a bear market rally that will take the averages up 20% or more and last at least a few weeks.

3) This is a great opportunity to sell stocks you haven't already sold. But hurry, because it will only last a day or few!