Speaking of which, the college bribery scandal coming out the same day Manafort goes down because he literally couldn't buy enough mansions and ostrich feather coats is really an explar day for our times. I'm frankly kind of shocked they put Aunt Becky in bracelets, never mind the rest of the celebs and CEOs. You figure of all the kids, Eric Trump got into Georgetown on his own merit & SAT scores? I'm just kidding around a little. But it's just one more way the elite lie, cheat, and steal. Every slot that could have gone to a kid by merit that a less talented kid with wealthier parents takes by bribery just takes a sledgehammer to social mobility and meritocracy. And this ain't even the tip of the iceberg.