Oil is about to go up. Why, you ask?

Four years ago in anticipation of PCO I bought a fuel-efficient little Hyundai Accent. Oil went down.

I've grown tired of idiots in big cars cutting me off in traffic like I'm not even there. Decided if I can't beat 'em, join 'em (the big cars, not the idiocy). Today I bought a 2008 Crown Vic P71 with a big, honkin' V8 engine and a CHROME SPOTLIGHT!

Given my impeccably wrong timing when it comes to buying and selling PM's, oil is going to go up any minute now. But I'm happy because my insurance costs are going to go down bigtime, and people drive really, really politely around Crown Vics.