Maybe you don't need ice in your veins, but merely a fancy bracelet. Yep, there's a product for that... it's called the
Phillips "EmoBracelet". Perfect for day traders who want to have more control of their emotions ... or overjoyous gold bugs

When it senses that your emotions are going out of control, it sends 10,000 volts of juice right up your arm and into your brain(!!)
(kidding, but the bracelet is real).
Adeptus
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