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*T*
06-05-08, 04:04 AM
A modern financial nursery rhyme

This is the house that Jack built

This is the loan that funded the house that Jack built

This is the bank that made the loan
That funded the house that Jack built

This is the CDO
Created by the bank that made the loan
That funded the house that Jack built

This is the hedge fund that bought the CDO
Created by the bank that made the loan
That funded the house that Jack built

These are the dollars sold by the hedge fund
That bought the CDO created by the bank
That made the loan that funded the house
That Jack built

This is the mercantilist central bank
That bought the dollars sold by the hedge fund
That bought the CDO created by the bank
That made the loan that funded the house
That Jack built

This is the excess money
Printed by the mercantilist central bank
That bought the dollars sold by the hedge fund
That bought the CDO created by the bank
That made the loan that funded the house
That Jack built

This is the oil
Purchased with the excess money
Printed by the mercantilist central bank
That bought the dollars sold by the hedge fund
That bought the CDO created by the bank
That made the loan that funded the house
That Jack built

This is the inflation caused by the oil
Purchased with the excess money
Printed by the mercantilist central bank
That bought the dollars sold by the hedge fund
That bought the CDO created by the bank
That made the loan that funded the house
That Jack built

This is the central bank
That targets the inflation caused by the oil
Purchased with the excess money
Printed by the mercantilist central bank
That bought the dollars sold by the hedge fund
That bought the CDO created by the bank
That made the loan that funded the house
That Jack built

This is the tight monetary policy
Run by the central bank
That targets the inflation caused by the oil
Purchased with the excess money
Printed by the mercantilist central bank
That bought the dollars sold by the hedge fund
That bought the CDO created by the bank
That made the loan that funded the house
That Jack built

This is the housing crash
Caused by the tight monetary policy
Run by the central bank
That targets the inflation caused by the oil
Purchased with the excess money
Printed by the mercantilist central bank
That bought the dollars sold by the hedge fund
That bought the CDO created by the bank
That made the loan that funded the house
That Jack built

This is the recession resulting from the housing crash
Caused by the tight monetary policy
Run by the central bank
That targets the inflation caused by the oil
Purchased with the excess money
Printed by the mercantilist central bank
That bought the dollars sold by the hedge fund
That bought the CDO created by the bank
That made the loan that funded the house
That Jack built

This is the estate agent that went out of business after it couldn't sell the house that Jack built when he put it on the market after the structured credit group he worked for was closed down by bank which, ironically enough, made the original loan that funded the house that Jack built.

- Macro Man (http://macro-man.blogspot.com/2008/06/modern-financial-nursery-rhyme.html)

Lukester
06-06-08, 06:14 PM
Never in a hundred years would I have imagined this nuclear engineer to wax "poetic". The avatar speaks eloquently rather, of the soul of a care-worn and slightly disillusioned, law abiding, longsuffering but uncomplaining tax payer, middle echelon civil servant type (ok, a "civil servant" as in "gearhead engineer in a nuclear plant", but you get the drift). A lifetime spent in slogging and conscientious service of the public - writ large upon his (greenish, or is it "greenly glowing" features?). Mr. *T*, now turning to poetry??? [ BTW - in case this "eulogy" is a bit too tongue in cheek - I'm a fan of this guy, OK? ] :D


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*T*
06-07-08, 04:46 AM
*blush*
Sadly I cannot claim credit for Macro Man's poetry - my own rhymes are mere doggerel.

Lukester
06-07-08, 12:03 PM
*blush* ... my own rhymes are mere doggerel.

Rhymes written in algebraic notation too, I should imagine. Probably even dreams in "engineer's dreams" syntax, where everything is a widget or an equation. :D