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10-07-07, 12:00 AM
http://www.itulip.com/images/SSlockboxLG.gifNew head: Imagine there's no social security fund

by Dave Lewis - Dude, Where's the Dharma? (http://dharmajoint.blogspot.com/2007/10/new-head-imagine-theres-no-social.html)"The language of the Social Security Trust Fund gives the illusion that it is an investment fund with tradable economic assets that can be held until needed to pay the benefits of future employees. But it is a fund in name only. It holds no real assets. Consequently it does not generate funds to pay future benefits. These so-called trust fund “assets” (essentially US Treasury IOUs) simply reflect the accumulated sum of funds transferred from Social Security over the years to finance other government operations." - Former Congressional Budget Office Director (http://www.cfr.org/publication/7579/social_security_reform.html) June O’Neill
My previous post was written under the assumption (back when Adam Smith wrote the Wealth of Nations, the preferred phrase was "under that head," meaning belief structure, but these days "belief" itself has a negative connotation; now we "know" things, which is, to write, are immersed in the metaphysics, or in the patois of the Grateful Dead, have drunk the Kool Aid...but I digress) that Social Security was actually a Fund whose investments included nearly $2 trillion worth of Treasury Securities, albeit of the non-marketable variety, kind of like Savings Bonds.

Yet, as the June O'Neill quote, above, states, this just ain't true.

Imagine there's no SS Fund
It's easy if you try
No savings below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today
(With apologies to John Lennon)

The Social Security Trust Fund is about as real as Santa Claus. To put it in bond market terms, there ain't no CUSIP numbers on 'dem non-marketable Treasury Securities in the SS Trust Fund.

Of course, just because something isn't real, by which is meant, fills no space in the material plane or as Descartes would have put it, has no "extension," doesn't mean it won't have an effect on our lives. The idea of Santa Claus in the minds of children significantly effects not only their behavior but also that of their parents as they seek to maintain the illusion- an idea to keep in mind as we explore this issue.

In a sense, the 2005 effort by President Bush to use the political capital he earned in the 2004 election to "privatize," "reform," or "fix" Social Security (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/30/AR2005053000891.html), was really a debate over whether to tell the kids that there really isn't any Santa Claus (perhaps reverse Tooth Fairy would be more apt, i.e. a Tooth Fairy you pay, instead of one from whom you receive). In the event, his effort failed in Congress. The parents decided not to tell the kids there isn't any Santa Claus. If you have children you know what that means....hiding presents, sneaking them under the tree after they go to sleep, and acting surprised in the morning (and paying the credit card bills in January...or whenever, as seems more likely these days).

What's the problem?

According to the White House site from 2005 when the issue was in play (http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/01/20050114-7.html):
1. The Social Security system operates on a "pay-as-you-go" basis, where the payroll taxes of current workers are used to pay for the benefits of current retirees. The system is 70 years old. It was designed at a time when most people didn't live long enough to receive benefits.

We had far more workers per retiree paying into the system than we do now. In 1950, this worker-to-beneficiary ratio was 16 to 1. Today, it is about 3 to 1. By the time today's young workers retire, it will be 2 to 1. Until about three decades ago, the Social Security system was no different than most private employer pension systems. These "defined benefit" plans promised retirees and other beneficiaries a certain income level, no matter what. For a variety of reasons, including the growing financial literacy of America's workers, most companies have shifted to "defined contribution" plans like 401(k)s. Meanwhile, Social Security has stood still.
As conceived, Social Security was something of a scam–since most people 70 years ago wouldn't live long enough to receive benefits–promising them created a lot of good will towards the government, cheaply. Or so they then thought. And back in 1935- as the Great Depression raged- generating good will amongst the people towards the government, or more broadly, towards the economic system in general, was crucial. When people lose faith in the system, economic growth is tough to come by.

Depressions, as was amply demonstrated seven decades ago, are not the times to ask people to tighten their belts. At least they aren't if the ruling corporations, be they commercial or governmental, have been channeling a larger and larger share of the national flow of funds into their owners' and leaders' pockets in compensation for the previous good times.

To digress for a moment: in primitive cultures, people often "pay" for rain or sun or even to stop a volcano from erupting (I might even add to stop the globe from warming up, but that's another discussion). In my view, one of the genius aspects of laissez-faire was the separation of the responsibility for economic growth from the government. This allowed governments to transcend economic slowdowns, and allowed people to think of "the economy" as a natural, social, phenomenon–a "head" which led to the production of most of the classic works in the field.

These days, having drunk the Kool Aid, many, especially the Maestro himself, Alan Greenspan, speak of the economy as something which can "collapse" if not maintained. This is, to my mind at least, an odd idea if economics is defined as the study of the manner in which humans cooperate to produce the goods of society. Even in the dark ages after the fall of Rome there was still an economy, albeit one in which trade was in steady decline.

Let's get back to the issue at hand–the unfunded liability that is Social Security, and the effects of maintaining the illusion that it isn't.

Congress just recently raised the debt ceiling to $9.815T (http://www.forbes.com/markets/feeds/afx/2007/09/28/afx4167180.html). If the SS Trust Fund doesn't really exist, the national debt is at least $2T less than the current $9.05T. Under that head, the debt ceiling hasn't been a "real" issue for many years. In the language of my last post, it isn't that a large portion of the Treasury Market is captive, the US National Debt is actually far smaller, by at least $2T, than assumed. If all intergovernmental holdings are essentially fictitious accounting entries, the US Federal Public Sector debt to GDP ratio is actually 37%. Either "head"- captive bidding or fictitious intergovernmental holdings- explains the recent, anomalously low yields in the US Bond market.

Of course, under that head, foreign control of the Treasury Market rises dramatically. According to the most recent Flow of Funds report, the rest of the world owns $2.184T of the $5.043T debt issued to the public or 43%, which seems to me a serious national security issue.

But the tangled webs get even more tangled, and the problem, the real, deep seated problem, is one of tangled webs of deception- the necessity of maintaining the illusion at full force for as long as possible (the bubble phase) and letting the air out as slowly as possible when the illusion runs into reality (the inflationary resolution phase).

As noted above, just because Santa Claus isn't real, doesn't mean the kids won't want presents. They do, and they haven't been paying for them for years, either, as we US citizens have with SS.

The last reform for Social Security, the Greenspan reform, raised taxes significantly to make the system solvent, or so the promise went. But, as June O'Neill told us, those funds actually went to general government expenses. This had the salutatory effect of keeping bond yields, both in the US, and by virtue of the US $'s role as reserve currency, the world at large, quite low, at the potentially tremendous cost of a very pissed off population upon discovery that their SS taxes were actually disguised general payroll taxes.

I suspect the desire to avoid the wrath of a taxed population scorned played a large part in Congress' decision to maintain the illusion of Santa Claus. Another factor which, I suspect, weighed in the decision, is the fear that such a deception exposed would inspire a more general desire to "peer under the financial hood" so to write, and that wouldn't be a good idea at all- the SS Fund is not the only fund (bank..financial institution) which is un (or under) funded.

Far, far more now than in the 30s, when the currency still had some real backing, faith in the health of the system is paramount. The assumptions underlying the system cannot be questioned for if they were, the recent queues around Northern Rock (http://dharmajoint.blogspot.com/2007/09/northern-rock-queuers-dont-they-get-it.html) would become wide spread and the waves of selling would become too powerful for the CBs to contain–cascading defaults, here we come.

What a dilemma. It's a good thing the old economic tool used to get around the problem of sticky wages (in this case sticky pension expectations seems more apt) is still available–inflation.

In my view, the inability of the Bush administration to pass SS reform in 2005, when the housing bubble was still inflating, general economic growth expectations were high, and public faith in his administration, and the Republican Party, was still high, set the stage for (but did not cause) a great inflation ahead. Perhaps the defeat of SS reform in Congress and the peak of the housing bubble are more than just coincidental? If the loss couldn't be faced, it would have to be hidden, and the resolution phase begun.

Regardless, the stage, in my view, is set. If SS reform was a non-starter in 2005, it's truly dead now. The idea of taking ownership of one's retirement savings (a clever way to get around the unfunded liabilities) which seemed so alluring in the late 90s when the equity bubble made geniuses out of dart throwers, and, to a lesser degree, more recently, when faith in the greater real estate fool was still strong, will seem, more and more over time, downright scary. I wonder how many people across the country have said, "well, at least I can depend on Social Security (or should I write Santa Claus?)."

Assuming the War on Terror is going to continue and perhaps even expand, I find it hard to believe that a public already dissatisfied with the war will accept a breech of trust of this magnitude gracefully, or that the financial world could withstand the scrutiny that would follow such a breech.

A quick check of the St. Louis Fed site (http://research.stlouisfed.org/publications/usfd/page3.pdf), recommended by Gary North (http://dharmajoint.blogspot.com/2007/09/on-gary-norths-curious-deflation-call.html), tells me (to the extent one can draw a meaningful conclusion from one data point, and I don't think you can) that the most recent flirtation with "monetary tightness" might have come to an end- the adjusted MBase rose by 1% over the past 2 weeks. The recent strength in the price of Gold, which seems much more able to withstand the curiously timed selling, also, perhaps, speaks to a growing realization that inflation is the only way out, and Gold then a most useful protection.

As an aside, I'm eagerly awaiting the realization that the inflation rate for TIPS is absurdly low, which should really give the precious metals complex a shot in the arm.

In sum, if the authorities want to maintain a degree of control as the losses of the unfunded pension liability problem, which, I suspect, extends far beyond SS, are apportioned, a controlled inflation will be required. Such are the costs of maintaining illusions.

I'm quite interested to see if they can control it.

See also:
Captive bidding at the auction: How bond vigilantism was swamped - Dave Lewis (http://www.itulip.com/forums/showthread.php?p=17184#post17184)
No Deflation! Disinflation then Lots of Inflation - Janszen (http://itulip.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2795#post2795)


Dave Lewis studied Philosophy and Physics at Cornell; started trading at a small "black box" CTA in 1987; traded FX and FX Options at Chase; traded FX, FX Options and futures at Moore Capital (more execution than trade origination); designed the first FX Options on-line (Reuters/Telerate) commentary service for Thomson Financial in 1993; designed a similar service for IDEA. Managed IDEA Singapore which included consultation services for most of the Asian CBs and Treasury Departments. He started his own on-line consulting company in Singapore which was purchased by 4CAST. He retired in 1999 and since then has managed his own account and home schools his son. You can read his blog at http://dharmajoint.blogspot.com (http://dharmajoint.blogspot.com/)

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jk
10-07-07, 11:37 AM
there's a lot to disagree with in this piece.

starting small, look at the assertion that the abandonment of defined benefit pension plans was in part a result of increased financial literacy by the workers. i would say it was the realization that the promises made by corporations were overly ambitious, that pension funds were universally underfunded, and that presumed rates of returns on the pension funds -- allowing that underfunding -- were foolishly exaggerated. the recent negotiations over gm's underfunded pension/healthcare promises are illustrative of the issues raised. defined contribution means that that management can make their contribution -- if any -- and forget about it. the insecurity and lack of predictability is thus transferred from the large and presumably sophisticated corporate institution to the individual worker. good luck to him.

the large disagreement i have is with the notion that the bush plan to privatize social security was some bold form of truth-telling, a revelation, instead of a planned huge transfer of wealth to the wall-street institutions which would end up intermediating and managing the funds. the thrust was to move risk to the individual worker while enriching the FIRE institutions.

social security is a regressive payroll tax tied in name only to a social-welfare scheme. we can look at the tax structure in any way we care to, from its equity to its efficiency to its cost of administration. similarly, we can examine our social welfare schemes. originally, social security was passed because it was noticed that older people were systematically poorer than the general population, and as a society the decision was made that we wouldn't let the oldsters starve [as much]. since then, of course, the program has been tweaked in various ways, indexed to cpi, and thus provided at least part of the motivation to debase that statistic to contain expenditures.

i referred to gm above. i have long believed that there is no shareholder equity in gm -- it is really a mutual insurance company owned by its employee and retiree beneficiaries, providing annuities and health insurance, with a car business on the side. some time ago bill gross wrote that the u.s. is gm writ large - having made huge promises of future incomes and healthcare benefits, with no obvious to pay for it.

the solution is to debase the currency, of course, and the debasement of the statistic used to index the benefits was a necessary step on the way.

GRG55
10-07-07, 01:04 PM
there's a lot to disagree with in this piece.

starting small, look at the assertion that the abandonment of defined benefit pension plans was in part a result of increased financial literacy by the workers. i would say it was the realization that the promises made by corporations were overly ambitious, that pension funds were universally underfunded, and that presumed rates of returns on the pension funds -- allowing that underfunding -- were foolishly exaggerated. the recent negotiations over gm's underfunded pension/healthcare promises are illustrative of the issues raised. defined contribution means that that management can make their contribution -- if any -- and forget about it. the insecurity and lack of predictability is thus transferred from the large and presumably sophisticated corporate institution to the individual worker. good luck to him.

the large disagreement i have is with the notion that the bush plan to privatize social security was some bold form of truth-telling, a revelation, instead of a planned huge transfer of wealth to the wall-street institutions which would end up intermediating and managing the funds. the thrust was to move risk to the individual worker while enriching the FIRE institutions.

social security is a regressive payroll tax tied in name only to a social-welfare scheme. we can look at the tax structure in any way we care to, from its equity to its efficiency to its cost of administration. similarly, we can examine our social welfare schemes. originally, social security was passed because it was noticed that older people were systematically poorer than the general population, and as a society the decision was made that we wouldn't let the oldsters starve [as much]. since then, of course, the program has been tweaked in various ways, indexed to cpi, and thus provided at least part of the motivation to debase that statistic to contain expenditures.

i referred to gm above. i have long believed that there is no shareholder equity in gm -- it is really a mutual insurance company owned by its employee and retiree beneficiaries, providing annuities and health insurance, with a car business on the side. some time ago bill gross wrote that the u.s. is gm writ large - having made huge promises of future incomes and healthcare benefits, with no obvious to pay for it.

the solution is to debase the currency, of course, and the debasement of the statistic used to index the benefits was a necessary step on the way.

To supplement what jk has pointed out above, another factor that spelled the end of the defined benefit plans was the death of the one-company career. As people started moving between employers (voluntarily for career progression, or involuntarily because they were "right-sized") the portability difficulties with moving your pension plan eroded its usefullness. With each new employer the clock started again, and in a defined benefit system that's the kiss of death to any reasonable cumulative pension after a lifetime of work.

the_dude
10-08-07, 08:23 AM
I'm the author of the essay above so let me respond to your comments.

Firstly, I think it is easier to read the essay as originally posted on my blog: Dude, where's the Dharma (http://dharmajoint.blogspot.com/2007/10/new-head-imagine-theres-no-social.html)? As posted, it is easier to see that the assertion that the abandonment of defined benefit pension plans was in part a result of increased financial literacy by the workers came from the White House and not from me. My view, as noted, is that Social Security was something of a scam–since most people 70 years ago wouldn't live long enough to receive benefits–promising them created a lot of good will towards the government, cheaply. Or so they then thought. That is, demographics more than increased literacy, to the extent such is true, and I don't believe so, seems a better explanation for the change.

The second point you raise, that I claim the Bush strategy is a bold form of truth telling doesn't comport with my intent. I see how one might come to that conclusion but I didn't intend the "Santa Claus" metaphor to become the issue, just help on in seeing the issue from a different angle.

I did claim that the policy advocated, privatization, was a clever (not bold) way to get around some of the underfunding. Changing the language used to think of SS (or other entitlements) from a state run program to a personally run program would, I believe, allow the state to argue that any shortfalls were no longer their problem.

Whether the people would have accepted this argument is another issue, and, at this point, moot.

Tet
10-08-07, 09:04 AM
New head: Imagine there's no social security fund


These so-called trust fund “assets” (essentially US Treasury IOUs) simply reflect the accumulated sum of funds transferred from Social Security over the years to finance other government operations.

Reaching into my wallet and looking at an FRN I see it states for all Debts both public and private. What do you know, these US Treasury IOU's are indeed money. Watching Wall Street hypsters, liars, crooks and banksters try to get their hooks on this loot certainly confirms that the SS stash is worth raiding and plundering. Whoever thought of having the working class pay for the government services with this very regressive payroll scam called Social Security was one good federal pirate. Free goodies for the rich once again is a pretty good deal for the rich. Setting aside 15% of your pay for retirement and not believing that should be enough is pretty silly, seeing this enourmous Social Security surplus confirms that as well. Someone who states this actuary more then thirty years out is going to go broke should be hung from a tree as a thief. Not understanding the concept of money is how the banksters maintain the scam, we've turned into a society that without the cash register can't give out the correct amount of change back from your purchase. Thanks to this Wall Street will get their managed accounts, returns destroyed by fees and the SS piggy bank broken wide open.

jimmygu3
10-08-07, 11:38 PM
I did claim that the policy advocated, privatization, was a clever (not bold) way to get around some of the underfunding. Changing the language used to think of SS (or other entitlements) from a state run program to a personally run program would, I believe, allow the state to argue that any shortfalls were no longer their problem. Whether the people would have accepted this argument is another issue, and, at this point, moot.

Not to turn this into a rehash of Bush's incredibly crappy privatization plan, but "underfunding" would have happened much sooner and more severely under that plan. This is due to the fact that funds allocated to personal accounts would have no longer been available to use as payments to current retirees, thus "bankrupting" the SS fund in only a decade or so. Also, since the majority of the program would have remained government-run, I think they would have had a hard time skirting the blame for its demise. IMHO they didn't care as much about who would take the blame, as they did about making sure SS died from a corporate bloodletting. Sorry, I turned it into a rehash of Bush's incredibly crappy privatization plan after all.

As jk and Tet touched on in their comments, the entitlement program for seniors and the regressive payroll tax bearing the same name are two different animals. Social Security is a program that will continue to be funded, just like any other government program. Expenditures may be cut back by raising the retirement age or further rigging of COLAs. Revenues may be increased by eliminating the payroll cap, raising the percent deducted or using general tax funds. But I'd like to meet the politician who is going to tell the elderly that Uncle Sam has no money left for them. As the_dude said, we'll still give out presents whether or not Santa's real.

c1ue
10-09-07, 10:50 AM
This is interesting, but ultimately irrelevant for those people like myself born in the last 4 decades.

The giant Social Security Ponzi scheme will assuredly not provide any benefits - much less benefits commensurate with contributions - for us.

Since I'm a conservative type - I have just last year completed my maximum SS 'credit" contribution to the system on the off-chance that there will be some option in the future where a 'one time' benefit capture option is available, but I will no longer contribute anything to this ridiculous scheme.

jimmygu3
10-12-07, 02:43 PM
This is interesting, but ultimately irrelevant for those people like myself born in the last 4 decades.

The giant Social Security Ponzi scheme will assuredly not provide any benefits - much less benefits commensurate with contributions - for us.

Since I'm a conservative type - I have just last year completed my maximum SS 'credit" contribution to the system on the off-chance that there will be some option in the future where a 'one time' benefit capture option is available, but I will no longer contribute anything to this ridiculous scheme.

??? I didn't know you could opt out after contributing a certain amount. Is that what I am to understand that you did?

I was, like you, born in the last 4 decades. As you can tell from my previous post, I believe SS can be modified and continue on indefinitely. But if none of the ways I outlined make sense to you, we'll agree to disagree.

necron99
10-13-07, 04:29 AM
As conceived, Social Security was something of a scam–since most people 70 years ago wouldn't live long enough to receive benefits–...
Let's get back to the issue at hand–the unfunded liability that is Social Security, and the effects of maintaining the illusion that it isn't....
If the SS Trust Fund doesn't really exist, the national debt is at least $2T less than the current $9.05T.

I'm sorry to have to sound like such a sheer partisan hack, but Paul Krugman and Dean Baker have shown us pretty well how to respond to this talking point. I'm not absolutely sure from "The Dude's" article, but it looks like the $2 Trillion he quotes is not actually the cost of Social Security, but is the cost of Social Security plus Medicare plus Medicaid. (Congressional Budget Office (http://www.cbo.gov/ftpdoc.cfm?index=3982&type=0)) He doesn't seem to disclose this.

Social Security, in-and-of itself, is not in trouble. The reason Medicare and Medicaid are in trouble is not really because they are liberal unfunded free-pony giveaway programs. These programs are in trouble because the cost of medical care in this country has spiraled up at rates far higher than inflation for decades, and is expected to accelerate in the future. So, when Medicare and Medicaid are in trouble, frankly we are all in trouble -- at least, those of us who have a pulse and respiration, and need occasional medical care to keep it that way. (I'm not sure how many of our politicians qualify, perhaps that's why they have their own medical program in Congress.)

It doesn't really have anything to do with entitlement programs as such.

The Social Security program, by itself, is not a Ponzi scheme, there are actual U.S. Treasury paper bonds in the fund (http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2005_02/005622.php)-- and if the nation decides to default on those bonds, there is no particular reason why Social Security benificiaries should be singled out (http://www.cepr.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=538&Itemid=77)to get the shaft any more than all the other millions of Treasury bond owners. If the Fed suddenly decides to start defaulting on its own Treasury bonds, then we have bigger problems than the SS program. Social Security is likely to remain solvent until the 2050s, and with minor modifications could remain solvent for almost a hundred years (http://www.prospect.org/csnc/blogs/beat_the_press_archive?month=10&year=2007&base_name=usa_today_declares_war_on_soci#018385). It's no substitute for a real pension, but it does what it was intended to do.

I am sick and tired of hearing successful liberal programs get blamed for disasters that the free market has bought, owned, and operated. Such as free-market medical care. The reason we have a terrible medical system in this country... (technology A+; affordability and access D-)... is only because ideologically-motivated politicians from both major parties are hellbent on proving that the free market can work in an area where it simply can't. It doesn't have to be this way (http://www.nybooks.com/articles/18802).

jk
10-13-07, 08:12 AM
The Social Security program, by itself, is not a Ponzi scheme, there are actual U.S. Treasury paper bonds in the fund (http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2005_02/005622.php)-- and if the nation decides to default on those bonds, there is no particular reason why Social Security benificiaries should be singled out (http://www.cepr.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=538&Itemid=77)to get the shaft any more than all the other millions of Treasury bond owners.



the other treasury bond holders will get exactly the same shaft as the social security recipients - [re]payment in devalued dollars.

necron99
10-13-07, 11:54 PM
the other treasury bond holders will get exactly the same shaft as the social security recipients - [re]payment in devalued dollars.

Yep, total 100% agreement with you there... SS will be solvent, but your $300 Bonar Social Security check each month, plus one New $US Nickel, will just about get you a cup of coffee in 2050.

However that's a completely separate discussion (a separate discussion which iTulip handles very well, though)

c1ue
10-15-07, 07:33 PM
Jimmy,

I opt out of Social Security by quitting my salaried job and opening a business (actually several).

SS is based on payroll, and owning a business means you control how much you are 'paid'. Depending on the type of business, it also means many expenses are moved to pretax income.

Small businesses are primarily tax havens.

As for why I don't expect a red cent out of SS:

When Social Security was created, there were many more covered workers than beneficiaries.

See: http://www.ssa.gov/history/ratios.html

While this ratio has been steady for many years, the Baby Boom is upon us and those people (who have kept the ratio steady recently) are going to now skew the ratio down.

I look at Japan as an idea of how bad it can get: there are something like 3 actual worker age people for each person over 65. You just can't run a 'pay as you go' system with that type of demographic.

The US is holding up better than Japan demographically, but the trend direction is identical - just slower.

The effect will be as noted above: SS will exist, but between inflation and lack of real COLA compensation, the SS benefits won't mean a thing.

Plus between age criteria changes, means criteria added, and any number of other possible shenanigans, it is equally likely that I either won't qualify or will be dead. Even were I to qualify, I'd probably have to move to Mississippi to survive on hot dogs using the stipend.

All in all, not a very good return for my 10 previous years of maxed out contributions.