Bubble Pundit Watch
Outstanding Accomplishment Demands Recognition

Posted: December 29, 2000

Abby Joseph Cohen

James J. Cramer

Jo Jo the Clown

Abby Joseph Cohen

Thanks, Abby!

One of Wall Street's most widely followed strategists presented a forecast Thursday that should give investors and the markets reason to cheer: Growth should be strong enough next year to create new jobs and push up corporate profits but still not drive inflation out of control.

By Beatrice E. Garcia
Knight Ridder Newspapers
November 5, 1999

Investing guru Abbey Cohen sees blue skies for next year (The Newstimes 11/5/99)

James J. Cramer

Famous stock market bull James J. Cramer switches to bear camp after his readers lose their money

Chutzpah: The child who murders his mother and father and then pleads before the judge to be let off because he's an orphan.
As you can see below, James has been telling his readers to buy Cisco and other tech stocks when the prices were high and to sell them when prices are low.  Is that any way to make money?  On January 8, 2001 he called "'the bottom" in tech stocks.  As recently as Feburary 2, 2001 he was telling his readers after the selloff that day that the downturn was just one of many "profit-taking pullbacks... They shake out the weak holders."  Now he's telling us "I have been pretty negative on tech for a long time."

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The "Old" J.J. Cramer
The "New" J.J. (Pinoccio) Cramer
Bullish in 2000

"We are still long Cisco. Bought some more yesterday. It has been a poor performer though. Maybe that is enough."

- James J. Cramer - January 1, 2000

Cramer averaging in on CSCO at $50 (theStreet.com 1/1/2000)

"I have a word for that. It's called 'the bottom.'  Again, if you want to know why this market bottomed, I urge you to read my most recent version of the checklist that I set up during the bear market to tell you how to determine when you could get bullish again."

- James J. Cramer - Jan. 8, 2000

Calling the bottom (TheStreet.com 12/8/2000)

"Once again, I reiterate that the bear phase is over. This rally looks like the real deal. It has the financials and the techs and the drugs all up. Maybe we bounce down a little off NDX 3000, but then we just reload and go through."

Sorry to be so unabashedly bullish. But nobody else I know is, so it seems fine with me.

- James J. Cramer January 11, 2000

The Bear Phase Is Over (TheStreet.com 12/11/2000)

 "Just makes me feel even more right. As does the action in these so-called broken tech stocks. That's bullish action coming from short-sellers covering, value buyers saying, 'I guess this is my chance' and momentum guys saying, 'I better get in and make a couple of good-looking charts before they take the money away!' That, my friends, is genuine tinder for a lasting rally."

- James J. Cramer January 12, 2000

Lasting Rally (TheStreet.com 12/12/2000)

"We said we took off a lot of those shorts at 2500. We took off the remainder of the shorts at 2200. We have no shorts.  That's what you do when you think you are around the bottom."

Covering shorts at NAZ 2200 (TheStreet.com 12/22/2000)

Still Bullish in 2001

"You know I have been adamant that this is a new bull market. You know that I went on record blasting those Nasdaq 1500 sirens. But there are still persistent emails from people asking me if this is just one more big bear spike.

"To which I say, give me a break. Tape this checklist to your forehead if you can't remember it and nail-gun it to the bears in your firms and households. It might put them out of their misery for good!"

- James J. Cramer - Jan. 23, 2001

Top 10 Tells Why This Is a Bull Market (TheStreet.com 1/23/2001)

"Nasty Friday selloff. Nasty. And to me it means an opportunity to put money to work. I am using typical bull-market rules. You get these profit-taking pullbacks and they inspire tons of worry. They make people nervous as heck. They shake out the weak holders."

- James J. Cramer - Feb. 2, 2001

Don't Get Too Rattled by This Selloff (TheStreet.com 2/2/2001)

Finally bearish after NASDAQ falls 60%

"It is bad to be in a bear's den in a bull market, but I keep thinking of all  the mail I get from people who are thrilled that we--this site--have been  pretty unrelentingly negative about tech during this sell-off. We are proud  of that. I can't stress how riddled the whole client base in this country is  with cellphone stocks. They are cancers on your portfolio, though, and I  don't think a cancer gets better with time."

- James J. Cramer - Feb. 27, 2001

Bear's Den (2/27/2001)

"And unlike you, I have been pretty negative on tech for a long time.  ( Click for Audio) I have not been on television saying I would load the boat up with tech.  At the beginning of the year, I frowned on a long QQQ (Amex: QQQ - news) strategy right in the face of a proponent of it on CNBC. I thought it foolish. I am not someone who has advocated riding tech all the way down from 5000 and am now telling you to get out.  The opposite is true. I am a credentialed tech bear and I am not going to have it pinned on me that I just got bearish on tech, as so many others around me have. I made great money last year betting against tech and was vocal about it. I told you as late as yesterday to take those prices we had in the rally and reposition.  Look, often it doesn't seem worth it to go through the aggravation or the heat I am getting for this negativity. I swear, unfortunately, that it is much easier to be Joe Battipaglia or Abby Joseph Cohen or Tom Galvin than it is to be me. They get credit every time it goes up and they look like white knights every time it goes down. They seem like the friend of capital. When I say sell I seem like the enemy.  Objectively, in the real world of professional money, however, that is wrong. These people are, in the real world of big-time performance management, regarded as glad-handers who would have annihilated you if you listened to them. I am from the real world of big-time money management. I'd rather be right and make money than be wrong and make everybody feel happy."

- James J. Cramer 3/15/2001

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Jim Cramer 
Co-founder/Chief Markets Commentator 

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* Re-loader
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Jo Jo the Clown
Jo Jo's a clown and knows it.  He doesn't try to give investment advice.  He dresses up as a clown and amuses the kids at birthday parties.  In this way, he conscientiously avoids causing irreparable harm to anyone's stock portfolio.